Slab O Scabs

12 To 16 raisins
 2 Slices Bread
   Butter or margarine
   Seedless berry jam

 Toaster
 Plate
 Butter knife



Tear raisins into variously sized scab like pieces and set aside.
Toast bread until golden brown.
Carefully place hot toast on a plate.
Spread each slice of toast first with butter and then with jam. 
Artfully arrange scabs on jam and eat.

Serves 1 wounded worshiper.